Prologue & chapter one of The Understandable Story of God

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…The plan seemed quite simple: Jesus returns with apocalyptic fury and a little less empathy than the first time, destroys everything George was told God didn’t like, and then he and other like-minded followers of the truth are rewarded by becoming the rulers of what’s left. What’s not to love about that? It’s always more enjoyable to be on the winning team, and after some necessary unpleasantness, the earth would be a better place.

It was a chilling moment, at 3:35 am, on the night George had finished watching a documentary on the Deadly Hobbies of Famous Nazis, that he woke with a fright wondering whether Himmler and Adolf had a similar plan: “Destroy all the things we don’t like, and after some necessary unpleasantness, the world will be a better place, and everyone left can live in this over-the-top Romanesque model city I’ve been designing with my best friend and favourite architect.”

It was a horrifying comparison and obviously completely ridiculous. And only after assuring himself it was ridiculous, the young George had calmed and was back to sleep by 3:45 am...

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